I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You're a disaster
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