I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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