we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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