Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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I just gargled with NyQuil
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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