i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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