I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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