I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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