I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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