If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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