thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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