Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album