hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
and she was petting her beer can
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed