He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.