Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE