yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he laminated a picture of his dick.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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