they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You work out of a Hotel?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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