This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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