Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i think we sleep fucked last night...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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