U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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