So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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