He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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