You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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