Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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