I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Please don't give away my fajitas
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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