me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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