Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I'm really busy with my period
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