Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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