Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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