After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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