ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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