And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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