His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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