Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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