I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it