I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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