So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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