i just google imaged poop.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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