I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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