So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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