The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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