i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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