You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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