In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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