I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My pussy is not your playground.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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