That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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