i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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