i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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