I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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