ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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