You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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