the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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