I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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