I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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