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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.

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  Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the worst part is we had a camera rolling

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  Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?

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  Yes.

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  I have to watch that.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.

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• (415): View more from California

  I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.

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  Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.

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• (760): View more from California

  Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.

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