would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.