Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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