Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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