The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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