i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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