you guys were way drunker than both of me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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