oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
